What Brandon Thinks

What Brandon Thinks analyzes WhatsApp ZIP or TXT exports and iMessage TXT exports, then creates a readable report with a five-part scorecard, six personal findings, short message excerpts, confidence labels, and suggestions for what to say next. The free preview includes a verdict, five scores, and two findings. Classic ($9.99 one-time) unlocks a complete report; Deep ($16.99 one-time) adds a custom question; Brandon Unlimited ($29.99 per month) includes recurring Deep reports and a monthly Friend Pass. Reports are tools for reflection and entertainment, not therapy or factual verdicts.